A few months ago when my dad was trying to make my mom jealous, he hired a drop-dead gorgeous cleaning lady to come by only when my mom would need to come by his house for something. My parents are divorced, though I’m pretty sure deep down they still love each other … they just have a weird way of showing it. I live with dad. In reality, I have the whole house to myself most of the time since he’s a workaholic who often falls asleep at the office.
The cleaning lady’s name is Brenda, and she has done an amazing job of keeping our bachelor pad spotless. (My dad and I are notoriously messy, something my mom likes to bring up often.) Recently, dad has moved on to other evil-mastermind plans to make my mom jealous and somehow win her back, but I convinced him to have Brenda continue visiting once a week. Just not when mom’s here.
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