Author: Chris

A few years back, I felt really alone. I hadn’t had a serious relationship since college, I was bummed out about my job and I spent all my free time watching porn or getting blindingly drunk with one of the two friends I had in town. Not more than a week prior to the day I write about here, I had rediscovered how magnificent MILF porn was.

Read More

A few months ago when my dad was trying to make my mom jealous, he hired a drop-dead gorgeous cleaning lady to come by only when my mom would need to come by his house for something. My parents are divorced, though I’m pretty sure deep down they still love each other … they just have a weird way of showing it. I live with dad. In reality, I have the whole house to myself most of the time since he’s a workaholic who often falls asleep at the office.

The cleaning lady’s name is Brenda, and she has done an amazing job of keeping our bachelor pad spotless. (My dad and I are notoriously messy, something my mom likes to bring up often.) Recently, dad has moved on to other evil-mastermind plans to make my mom jealous and somehow win her back, but I convinced him to have Brenda continue visiting once a week. Just not when mom’s here.

I was out at the bar with friends last weekend when I saw a hot blonde guy across the bar checking me out. Shortly after he made his way over to me and introduced himself as Mike. Mike was tall – 6’4” and well built. He was 23, had short blonde hair and piercing blue eyes. Mike bought me a drink and we chatted for awhile before I went back to my friends – but not before exchanging numbers. At the end of the night as my friends and I were going our separate ways I texted Mike for his address and received a prompt response. I quickly ordered an Uber to Mike’s place and was there within 10 minutes.